A recent trip to Hell, Michigan, was an eye-opener. For one thing, Hell is a lot closer than you might think. For another, there were not nearly as many people in Hell as I had thought—fewer than 100.
But the best news about Hell is that you can get a nice, cold Faygo at the Hellhole. As the sign over the cooler says, “Go to Heaven for the climate, come to Hell for the company.”