A recent trip to Hell, Michigan, was an eye-opener. For one thing, Hell is a lot closer than you might think. For another, there were not nearly as many people in Hell as I had thought—fewer than 100.
But the best news about Hell is that you can get a nice, cold Faygo at the Hellhole. As the sign over the cooler says, “Go to Heaven for the climate, come to Hell for the company.”
Or, as we might say, the accommodations are hell, but the amenities are heavenly.